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' and reverts back to being fourteen and practically says, 'I can see your boobs and I'm just gonna look at them, is that alright?' Stay away from the colour blue It's such a different sense of style in New York and everything is very much monochrome, or navy.You've definitely got to be comfortable with yourself and your own choices, I can't multiple date, I've tried it and it's hard, and it's expensive because I won't let guys pay for everything, because I feel weird about it because it's 2013.And it's tiring, and who's got time to date two people or more when you've got a job and friends - it's like, I'm very sorry I need to be drunk with my mate Terri now so why am I wasting an evening on you, loser!I find text communication is so difficult because I'm really dry and sarcastic and you try to say something funny and they just take such wild offence.

Put your boobs away They want you to look like a girl, and it's weird because the girls in Manhattan are all glossy blow outs, it's really weird fashion wise in New York because if you've got a good pair you'll never see them.

It's a really weird thing for me, that they expect to pay for everything.

Hold fire at the end of the night With New York men you do have to hold your fire, you have to let them contact you which I am AWFUL at because I'm like, 'I liked you and we're grown-ups so I wanna say thanks for the date' or like 'it was nice to see you,' but you've gotta wait three days before he contacts you and NOTHING makes me more infuriated because if you really gave a shit than you could send me a text and be like 'oh tonight was really fun'. Don't put kisses on the end of your messages It's very straightforward in New York, and obviously if you do (put kisses on the end of your message) you're a crazy cat lady! Sarcasm is not BIG in NYC Some of them, I will admit, are good at sarcasm - but not many.

Nothing in New York is low-cut, you'll never see boobs, ever, like everything will be tight and short because they were all at Soul Cycle at five in the morning so they want to be like 'check me out' and everything is skin tight and really really short, but that's as suggestive as they get.

It's weird, when you find a girl who has got them out the guy is like, 'ello!

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